Trellia ([info]sinju) wrote,
@ 2005-05-30 16:09:00
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Current mood: hot
Current music:Arcana - The Opening of the Wound

Goodbye social life...
I have LimeWire :) :) :) Thanks [info]eledhwenlin for the recommendation, it's awesome! Wow...all that music at my fingertips...I'm never going to get any work done now.

FINALLY got paid today too!! Money went straight on the rent, but it was still nice to get it. And yes, I've decided to stick with the job. Money is a necessary thing to fund my outrageous spending on drink and clothes.

It's absolutely boiling right now. I crave iced cocoa all day, and my skin has gone so freckly I look like a spotted dolphin. Except I'm not a dolphin, sadly.

Ah yes. I've seen several "You know you've been in Japan to long when...." lists before, but I thought I'd make my own based on our own experiences:

YOU KNOW YOU'VE LIVED IN JAPAN WHEN...

- The thought of eating rice/ramen/miso soup with a fork/spoon is really weird.
- You have a craving for onigiri/sushi for lunch.
- A meal without rice somehow feels incomplete.
- Going to a public bath is one of the most relaxing things you can think of.
- Going to bed at 4 in the morning is pretty normal.
- You feel vaguely disappointed if the shop keeper doesn't say "Irrasshaimase!" when you come in the shop.
- You give a slight bow to your gaijin friends when saying goodbye, sorry etc.
- You own at least three things with random Engrish on them.
- You own at least twelve things with a cute cartoon character on them.
- You find it difficult to talk about Japanese money in your native language.
- You apologise when someone gives you a present/passes you the soy sauce.
- You can sing at least one Japanese song in karaoke.
- Engrish almost starts making sense.
- You say "eeh...to.." when thinking, and start a sentence with "ano...."
- You talk about the weather all the time (mind you, this could also mean you've lived in England).
- You have mastered the art of saying "No no, my Japanese is still poor" every time you get a compliment on your Japanese.
- You start staring at gaijin on the street.
- When passing a gaijin who you don't know on the street, you'll both make eye contact, smile and nod your head (not applicable to Tokyo, where all the gaijin try as hard as possible to ignore each other).
- You take it for granted that you can buy anything you want easily from a 7-11 on the way back from the pub at 4 in the morning.
- You wouldn't dream of mixing unburnable/recycable rubbish with your burnable rubbish.
- You own a clear plastic umbrella.
- You'll use an umbrella if you feel even the slightest drop of rain.
- In a conversation in your native language, you refer to such things as baito, nomihoudai, keitai, kombini and baachan.
- You settle disputes/make decisions using "jan-ken-po."
- A night out means going to a bar, an izakaya or karaoke.
- You don't even notice people wearing Michael Jackson-style cold masks/Engrish Tshirts/kimono.
- You have a spare packet of tissues in your pocket/handbag
- You don't jaywalk.
- You hardly ever use the bell on your bike.
- You find it really awkward to refuse anything.

Anyone else think of any?

Japanese of the Day: 大麻 - taima - Cannabis




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[info]farrah_83
2005-05-30 12:47 am UTC (link)
Limewire is indeed great. You will get addicted! I used to use Audiogalaxy when I was in my first year at uni and my computer was left on all day downloading lots of good tunes. I had over 5,000 files on my comp up until last year when Wil accidently deleted them all. :o( Boo hoo! I think we've got more or less everything back now though.

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[info]sinju
2005-05-30 03:13 am UTC (link)
5000...deleted...what a tragedy :( :(

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[info]eledhwenlin
2005-05-30 03:37 am UTC (link)
You're welcome.

And the list is awesome. ;)

I got something to add:
- you are not surprised to see a vending machine every 100 feet

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[info]sinju
2005-05-30 03:59 am UTC (link)
Oh so true!

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[info]tyan_powerslave
2005-05-30 08:11 am UTC (link)
I could have sworn Irrasshaimase had at least another 5 Es on the end.

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[info]sinju
2005-05-30 09:00 am UTC (link)
Unless you go to Jam Pixy, in which case it's about 10. Seriously, it takes the girls there about five seconds to say the word "Irrasshaimaseeeeeeeeee!"

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[info]tamago_sushi
2005-05-30 11:04 am UTC (link)
PAHAHHAHAHAHHA....

It's funny coz it's true.

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[info]spryte7
2005-06-01 06:00 pm UTC (link)
still, noone can top that 2 minute blahblahblahgozaimaaaaaaaaaaaaaasu girl! i can't even hold my breath that long and she's friggin yelling for two minutes at a time!

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[info]ex_severina843
2005-05-30 02:00 pm UTC (link)
- You apologise when someone gives you a present/passes you the soy sauce.

Im curious about that XD Why do they apologize?

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[info]sinju
2005-05-30 03:39 pm UTC (link)
The Japanese word for "sorry," "sumimasen," is often used instead of thank you. It's considered more polite; it's acknowledging that someone's taken the time and effort to do something for your benefit and you're saying "sorry that you went to all that effort for me." "Sumimasen" is probably the number 1 most useful word in Japanese; I use it far more often than "arigatou."

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[info]tyan_powerslave
2005-05-31 05:36 am UTC (link)
Yeah - the English-Japanese phrasebook I had listed it as the word for "excuse me" as well as "sorry".

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[info]sinju
2005-05-31 05:56 am UTC (link)
Really, I could go through a whole week in Japan and possibly get away with just saying "sumimasen."

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[info]neo_morphesist
2005-05-30 03:37 pm UTC (link)
odd ive been in japan for 13 days,
but like half of that list aplies to me anyways.. hahaha
i dont know why.

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[info]flames_delvar
2005-05-30 07:09 pm UTC (link)
Limewire is really cool, I agree with that... I have uncountable amount of MP3's on my comp...

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[info]sinju
2005-05-30 08:09 pm UTC (link)
It is...I can see my hard drive getting totally filled up if I'm not careful, it's already over 3 quaters full.

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Awesome!
(Anonymous)
2005-05-31 05:22 am UTC (link)
The "YOU KNOW YOU'VE LIVED IN JAPAN WHEN..." part is so funny!

nice one~

Richard.H

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Re: Awesome!
[info]sinju
2005-05-31 05:56 am UTC (link)
Thanks!

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[info]spryte7
2005-06-01 05:58 pm UTC (link)
i have something but it might not apply to everyone.. so i'll change the title -
you know you've been a hanging out on the street in japan when
- you can sit in the wierd squat and prefer to wear small heel shoes because it makes it easier

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[info]sinju
2005-06-03 04:41 am UTC (link)
Really?? I find big heels make it easier to do yankee-suwari (I believe that's what it's called).

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[info]spryte7
2005-06-03 05:31 am UTC (link)
actually, i meant small heels as opposed to no heels at all... i can't even walk in big heels.

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